Wii Ruminitions

I find it odd when machines have contraction personal pronouns like “we’re” or just pronouns as if my wii is a living being and not an inanimate object. (ie. we’re experiencing difficulty…) it’d be funnier if it said things like.. Your Internet provider clearly is slow and we cannot provide your streaming videos until you get a higher grade router or sorry our programming failed we’ll try to suck less next time. Or just build in an auto refresh when it hits a fail screen and on the third fail, route the user to a settings/help screen.